Yea, so I'm driving back from Joliet with a lady friend and we're about halfway home when this wall of smell hits my nose! It seriously smells like a two week old cadaver bathing in vinegar and immediately I always assume it's the other dude (person), so my head started to wonder. This girl just let one rip in front of me! I bet she tried to let one out silently and had no idea she was letting Satan out of her ass! Oh my god, I have to open the window! Should I ask her? No, I can't. How do you ask someone, “Did you just let go of your dignity? And if so, can you please open the window?” Shit, I can't ask her because I don't know her that well. That couldn't be the case because she told me she never farts in front of anyone. Holy shit! I bet you I farted without thinking about it! No, I would remember exhuming something that smelled this bad! It's got to be from the outside. But if it's from outside, does she think I farted? I don't get it. She looks like she doesn't smell a thing. There is an invisible fire entering this girl's nose and she isn't fazed one bit!? This girl is either super embarrassed or super human ! I am at the brink of tears and vomit and she looks like she's enjoying roses?? Maybe she can't smell? Some people are color blind or can't hear out of one ear, so maybe she can't smell. Wait…no, I remember her saying she doesn't like the smell of smoke! What the fuck is wrong with her? She had to have noticed why I opened the window. Holy shit this is awkward!! Jeez, it's been like three minutes and it's still not gone! Fuck it, “What the hell is that smell?” To which she replied, “I don't smell anything.” WHAT?? How the fuck do you not smell that?? It's starting to melt the epidermis layer of my skin and she doesn't notice it?? Wait…there is no way, I bet you ... ah, she DID fart! She is playing dumb! But her intonation wasn't awkward or reluctant? Maybe she isn't lying? Is it possible that she didn't smell anything and it stayed on my side? Aw, fuck it ... I don't really care.