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choose your own adventure | thursday night out | Jason Heidemann choose your own adventure | thursday night out | Jason Heidemann

The entire group of you pack yourselves into a cab and head to Sound-Bar. It's still early enough to avoid a possible line and you sail in without a hassle.

It's slowly starting to get crowded, but not yet oppressively so and you take a shot at impressing Ali, by buying everyone a round of drinks. Eventually the two of you find your way to the dance floor during a remixed version of Into the Groove by Madonna.

She tells you you're dressed very 80s noting, the Polo shirt. As she moves in a little closer she turns the collar on your shirt up, making a reverent nod to the era. A few songs later she suggests another cocktail and the two of you leave the dance floor in search of drinks and a place where you can fondle each other.

You end up against the wall in the red room or the orange room (how many colored rooms does this place have again?) macking amidst the neophytes and suburbanites. A tap on your shoulder interrupts your hand from touching one of her naughty parts.

It's Natasha. She apologizes for interrupting and points to the other end of the room where your ex-girlfriend of several weeks ago is talking with a group of friends and glaring at you.

Natasha suggests you confront her while Ali suggests that she and you go somewhere else alone. What are you going to do?

You can confront you ex-girlfriend by turning to page 24 or you can make a quick getaway by turning to page 4.



comments: choose you own adventure
subject: unbelievable
date: 09.01.2004
name: q-tip
comment:
anyone want to go actually do this around the city with me???
 
subject: Natasha
date: 09.02.2004
name: desperate
comment:
I'd go as long as my co-worker Natasha would sleep with me
 
subject: where is the best place to do some shrooms?
date: 09.02.2004
name: influence
comment:
post yoru ideal shroom trip in chicago
 
subject: weird, i just played this game for real,
date: 09.05.2004
name: joe
comment:
but it was in nyc. here are the highlights:

• My friend got up from the park bench 5 seconds *before* the pigeon put shit where she was sitting.

• We decided *not* to go to the Mouse Bloc rally, where if we had gone we would have 1. been late and 2. gotten arrested.

• we decided *to join* the spontaneous march leaving the park. Spent the next 24 in the slammer.