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choose your own adventure | thursday night out | Jason Heidemann choose your own adventure | thursday night out | Jason Heidemann

At the video store you slyly amble around the room and fake browse the classics while waiting for the place to mellow out a little bit before heading to the adult video section. It's cool, you think after a minute or two, everybody rents porn and you've done it a million times, so you casually stroll to the back room.

You make a beeline for the new releases section, but One Night in Paris is still unavailable. As you rifle through other titles you feel a tap on your back shoulder. You turn around quick, flush in the face and carefully hiding behind your back the copy of Tiffany's Tight Tush you just picked up. It's your friend Jon, an old classmate from college, now a wine sommelier.

It's been several months since the two of you have hung out so you catch up what's new. You're recently single, he's recently engaged, you're thinking about moving into a new apartment, he's looking to eventually buy a condo, etc. Jon has an idea. A new wine bar named Joie de Vine just opened in one of the far corners of Andersonville a couple of months ago and he's been meaning to check it out, so he suggests the two of you put down the porn and cab it up north instead. \"I think Tiffany's tush can wait another time,\" he says grabbing the video from behind your back.

If you agree, put the video down and turn to page 13.

If Tiffany can wait no longer to have her tush satisfied, politely decline and flip to page 14.



comments: choose you own adventure
subject: unbelievable
date: 09.01.2004
name: q-tip
comment:
anyone want to go actually do this around the city with me???
 
subject: Natasha
date: 09.02.2004
name: desperate
comment:
I'd go as long as my co-worker Natasha would sleep with me
 
subject: where is the best place to do some shrooms?
date: 09.02.2004
name: influence
comment:
post yoru ideal shroom trip in chicago
 
subject: weird, i just played this game for real,
date: 09.05.2004
name: joe
comment:
but it was in nyc. here are the highlights:

• My friend got up from the park bench 5 seconds *before* the pigeon put shit where she was sitting.

• We decided *not* to go to the Mouse Bloc rally, where if we had gone we would have 1. been late and 2. gotten arrested.

• we decided *to join* the spontaneous march leaving the park. Spent the next 24 in the slammer.