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choose your own adventure | thursday night out | Jason Heidemann choose your own adventure | thursday night out | Jason Heidemann

You decide to get your act together and hang out with your roommate. Besides, you haven't been to Rockit and you're eager to weigh in on the buzz, both positive and negative.

Quickly, you throw on a pair of jeans and a button-down collared shirt, slide deodorant under your arms, run a comb through your hair, take a swig of mouthwash and lock the apartment door behind you. You walk several blocks through the post-summer breeze until you come to a busy intersection.

You wave your hand in the air as a stream of taxis stampede through traffic, but as one finally pulls over you realize you just left your cell phone back in the apartment. Shit. You may need it. What if it's crowded and you can't find your roommate? You've never been there before, but it could be a big place. What if he and his friends aren't there for some reason? The cabbie looks at you expectantly.

Your cell phone is not your lightsaber – you don't have to have it with you at all times. If this is your attitude, jump in the cab and turn to page 6.

On the other hand, what if your roommate's friends are all lame? You may need to make alternate plans with someone and a cell phone allows for a quick getaway. Return to your apartment to retrieve your wireless best friend by turning to page 9.



comments: choose you own adventure
subject: unbelievable
date: 09.01.2004
name: q-tip
comment:
anyone want to go actually do this around the city with me???
 
subject: Natasha
date: 09.02.2004
name: desperate
comment:
I'd go as long as my co-worker Natasha would sleep with me
 
subject: where is the best place to do some shrooms?
date: 09.02.2004
name: influence
comment:
post yoru ideal shroom trip in chicago
 
subject: weird, i just played this game for real,
date: 09.05.2004
name: joe
comment:
but it was in nyc. here are the highlights:

• My friend got up from the park bench 5 seconds *before* the pigeon put shit where she was sitting.

• We decided *not* to go to the Mouse Bloc rally, where if we had gone we would have 1. been late and 2. gotten arrested.

• we decided *to join* the spontaneous march leaving the park. Spent the next 24 in the slammer.