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ISSUE 9
editor's note

features
choose your own
etiquette

photos
i want
morning after
brutalists

regulars
intersection section
technology
marshall
hopscotch
by the way

irregulars
smoking ban
hangover
golfing in bars

606 recommends
movies
mix tape
threads

new comments
11.15 3rd coast
11.14 ad mile
11.10 talk derby to me
11.09 giving thanks
11.06 talk derby to me
choose your own adventure | thursday night out | Jason Heidemann choose your own adventure | thursday night out | Jason Heidemann

You excuse yourself, and decide to do the right thing and talk to your ex-girlfriend.

“Hey, want to talk for a second?” you ask, trying to pull her away from her friends.

“Fuck no, asshole!” she says, planting her fist in your face while everything around you fades to black.

THE END



comments: choose you own adventure
subject: unbelievable
date: 09.01.2004
name: q-tip
comment:
anyone want to go actually do this around the city with me???
 
subject: Natasha
date: 09.02.2004
name: desperate
comment:
I'd go as long as my co-worker Natasha would sleep with me
 
subject: where is the best place to do some shrooms?
date: 09.02.2004
name: influence
comment:
post yoru ideal shroom trip in chicago
 
subject: weird, i just played this game for real,
date: 09.05.2004
name: joe
comment:
but it was in nyc. here are the highlights:

• My friend got up from the park bench 5 seconds *before* the pigeon put shit where she was sitting.

• We decided *not* to go to the Mouse Bloc rally, where if we had gone we would have 1. been late and 2. gotten arrested.

• we decided *to join* the spontaneous march leaving the park. Spent the next 24 in the slammer.