At the video store you slyly amble around the room and fake browse the classics while waiting for the place to mellow out a little bit before heading to the adult video section. It's cool, you think after a minute or two, everybody rents porn and you've done it a million times, so you casually stroll to the back room.

You make a beeline for the new releases section, but One Night in Paris is still unavailable. As you rifle through other titles you feel a tap on your back shoulder. You turn around quick, flush in the face and carefully hiding behind your back the copy of Tiffany's Tight Tush you just picked up. It's your friend Jon, an old classmate from college, now a wine sommelier.

It's been several months since the two of you have hung out so you catch up what's new. You're recently single, he's recently engaged, you're thinking about moving into a new apartment, he's looking to eventually buy a condo, etc. Jon has an idea. A new wine bar named Joie de Vine just opened in one of the far corners of Andersonville a couple of months ago and he's been meaning to check it out, so he suggests the two of you put down the porn and cab it up north instead. \"I think Tiffany's tush can wait another time,\" he says grabbing the video from behind your back.

If you agree, put the video down and turn to page 13.

If Tiffany can wait no longer to have her tush satisfied, politely decline and flip to page 14.