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One week after graduation, you and Sam packed up his car with some clothes, sandwiches and an atlas. You alternated driving, belted out road songs and made up stories about people in the cars around you. It was perfect.

You were driving through a small town and came upon your first drive-through chapel. You laughed as you approached. It was really happening.

This was the first out of seven little chapels of bliss that you frequented on your trip. If one didn't make it official, seven did. You could count it on both hands.

When you returned home, you and Sam collapsed in the doorway, exhausted. You looked at the photos. Who could say they had seven different weddings? Well, with the expediency of your marriage, it could end just as fast. At least enjoy it now.

Researchers would have you believe that you will divorce, on average, at 35 years of age. That's plenty of time to begin and end a relationship, right? Why stay together? There are so many people to meet, why limit yourself?

  1. You talk about the future …
  2. You'd like to talk about the future, but …


comments: choose your own divorce
subject: holy shit where do I go?
date: 01.31.2004
name: greg K
comment:
I once dated a russian general, why isn't that an option?
 
subject: Well, I'm depressed now.
date: 01.31.2004
name: joeM
comment:
owie.
 
subject: Why even bother then?
date: 02.01.2004
name: Bill McK
comment:
That is what you get for dating an artist...
 
subject: and then what
date: 02.01.2004
name: indecisive
comment:
how many people found this disturbingly applicable
 
subject: makes me feel good
date: 02.22.2004
name: Der Krakpot
comment:
puts my life in perspective ... i don't feel worthless anymore
 
subject: how awful
date: 04.14.2005
name: Jenni
comment:
that's just.. sad. what a wild imagination.